Friday, June 16, 2006

Y'all Gonna Make Me Lose My Mind...Up In Here.

So another edition of Castro-Sarah-Palooza( formerly CastroPalooza) is upon us. Here is how it's going down. First off we are going to start the day off by watching the United States kick Italy's ass in Futbol' at 1:00 p.m., then we will have a cook-out at my apartment complex (pool-picnic area) at around 6:00-6:30 p.m. , afterwards i will transform from "chill" mode to "club" mode (in other words i will get all pretty and stuff). We will then hit good ol' Old Town, where to tell you the truth anything can happen. Weather permitting you might get to see me in my "birthday suit". Everybody is invited, the cookout will be BYOB, as food will be provided. I'm out I gotta get some rest for tommorow.

I can't believe im already 23 years old.

R. (The Heartbreaker)

Before i go i want to share something my friend Chester left me on myspace( i thought it was pretty funny). It turns out Chester B-day is Sunday...Happy B-day Boy!!!

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones in the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slow brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol as we know kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest first. So regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker cells making the brain faster and more efficient machine. THAT is why you always feel smarter after a few drinks! ..... so what im tryin to say is I hope u get shit faced!!!!!!!!